tfln

1. Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.

2. We're out of liquor, and we've moved on to poisons. I think my mouth is bleeding, but I am still winning this drinking contest.

3. You call that flirting? You didn't even try to stab me once.

4. How did you get this number?

5. Are these your boobs on my camera?

6. [Text her.]